We were recently contacted by “Ye Olde Gift Shop” in King’s Landing to say they had a job lot of replica Iron Thrones which they no longer needed and were willing to do us a deal…
The shop is situated at the foot of the Red Keep but miraculously escaped too much damage in the recent fires. Just when they thought they had made it through the worst of the fighting, two massive blokes fell through the roof and destroyed all their Night King snow globes (which had been selling so well since the Battle of Winterfell). Typical.
Their factory in Flea Bottom is currently scrambling to make as many stuffed wolves as possible, but their loss is our gain… Get your Iron Throne before they’re gone!
(Warning: Do not expose to Dragon Fire.)